Xzavier's Vampire Journal

Xzavier's Journal

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03:28 Mar 31 2009
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Dabb is stupid, just an opinion. First time I've ever said something like that unless it was in regard to some whelps profile. In this case I just couldn't pretend to be nice anymore.

I won't be saying anything else about this nor will I debate the issue or well anything.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a date to plan for.

COMMENTS

Stikki
05:59 Mar 31 2009

I'll be sure to pick you up on time for a change....oh...shhhh.

KamarillaKaine
06:06 Mar 31 2009

O-o

snakecarmer
21:58 Apr 11 2009

hey im a whelp what are you trying to say here?

12:50 Mar 30 2009
Times Read: 909

Well it's nice to see a particular Dominar actually being active and doing something with himself. *sighs* Keep up the good work lol.

Off topic,

Does anyone have a "Bronnie" shirt from "Make Me Supermodel", season 1? They still sell them but they're all XL which is waayy to big for me lmao. I forgot if they made them in other sizes in the pst but if they did and you have one or know where to get one maybe a Small or Med, I'd love you for life! lol

COMMENTS

DarkWolfman
12:52 Mar 30 2009

Sorry dude all my shirts are XXL

atyourwindow
14:20 Mar 30 2009

all that scientific knowledge and you still cant figure out how to shrink a t shirt? lol

LadyxDarkxRayne
16:27 Mar 30 2009

pay him no mind Doc. . .

NocturnalMistress
18:05 Mar 30 2009

Hmmm.. I could probably find out where you could get one.. I have a knack for finding things online and else where...

Small or Med.. gotcha.

*drops jaw at Brandan's comment... I'mma have my sissy Rachy smack him for that one :P*

08:25 Mar 25 2009
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Nicest thing I've heard all day.

"trust me baby from where I'm sitting...you're all man..and smart men are even sexier."

Thank you Lady. P *kisses*

COMMENTS

DarkWolfman
08:27 Mar 25 2009

Aren't we lucky to have people say such things.

08:13 Mar 22 2009
Times Read: 993

This is so cool. Everyone, I mean everyone, Payne, MBK, Images, Oceanne, whelps, everybody... read this.

Most if not everyone on here has heard of "Six Degrees of Separation" the concept that through only a few small steps everyone can be connected to anyone anywhere on Earth.

I know someone who knows someone etc and within 6 steps I end up being connected to Obama, Kevin Bacon and even you.

Two days ago I was watching "The Princess Bride" with Cary Elwes and Andrea the Giant. Today before I went to bed I saw a biography on TV about Andre the Giant. Since I like him I felt like writing a journal entry about him.

After writing the entry Imagesinwords left a comment with a picture of her husband as a child and....Andre the Giant. (entry and pic is in the "X-Man" section)

In 4 steps, me, Images, her hubby, Andre I was basically connected to him.

Then tonight I was watching a show about this very topic which spurred me to write this and get an idea.

I wonder how many people would be interested in taking part in an experiment using VR as our network or "world"?

We could go one of two ways with this:

1) Just follow the basic idea and see how many people it would take on avg (and who they are) to connect you to everyone on the site.

2) To use VR as a network base but see how many folks you know that knows(step, step, step) someone famous. It could be a TV/Movie star, author, scientist, radio host, anyone who is in the public light.

Just a thought. Pretty cool nonetheless.

And yes I know I was supposed to be going to bed but this kinda jumped out at me and it really uber awesome!

COMMENTS

KamarillaKaine
08:21 Mar 22 2009

X !!

BED !!

NOW !!

lol *hugs*

you're right though ...

we should start an official *study* lol

DarkWolfman
08:39 Mar 22 2009

I don't know if this goes with the thing in your journal entry...but my mother and Patsy Cline were 2nd cousins.Plus my mother met Waylen Jennings in a bar in Chicago when he first started singing back in the 1960's or early 1970's...I forget when she said she met him exactly.

xxEmaeraldxx
08:59 Mar 22 2009

Emmy giggles at the two comments above. I am game for it X, but a lot of people on here may not like to reveal their true identity..

imagesinwords
10:33 Mar 22 2009

Wow, awesome idea :)

LadyxDarkxRayne
10:55 Mar 22 2009

hmm, this could be interesting.

I met Dee Snyder in NYC, when was on vavction there with my Ex.

Sinora
13:48 Mar 22 2009

Hmmm a dangerous idea...I'll probably end up knowing someone really weird..oh wait...I do !

birra
14:00 Mar 22 2009

I'd be interesting in such an activity... I think it would be fun, although I doubt I've met anyone all that interesting to mose people here...

LadyChordewa
02:56 Mar 23 2009

This is cool. LordV has met Randolf Mantooth. For those who don't know who he is, he starred as paramedic John Gage, in "Emergency". Dark haired gentleman.

Oceanne
10:52 Mar 24 2009

Kool..Im down with an experiment.:D

NocturnalMistress
18:09 Mar 30 2009

I'm up for the experiment :)

05:21 Mar 22 2009
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Xzavier wrote:

Let's have sex!

hehe

xxPAYNExx wrote:

*falls out of chair*

--I'm joking, I'm joking....or am I? lol No worries LDR, AYW, CD, MBK and DW I've got enough to share with all of you :P

COMMENTS

MBK
05:22 Mar 22 2009

Yay! =P

DarkWolfman
05:24 Mar 22 2009

Funny man you are.

KamarillaKaine
05:24 Mar 22 2009

*pouts*

Xzavier
05:27 Mar 22 2009

Didn't you turn me down once KK? lol If you want to join in just let me know ;)

KamarillaKaine
05:33 Mar 22 2009

well.. lol since ya ASKED lol

*smiles innocently*

atyourwindow
09:47 Mar 22 2009

mine!!! lol

LadyxDarkxRayne
10:52 Mar 22 2009

ah huh as being at this very moment that's all you can say is yours meanie.... Besides me and Xzavier have already had this affair planned out, at least he doesn't ignore me meanie..... Hugs Doc.... yes we need our CD she does fit into this equation

NocturnalMistress
18:11 Mar 30 2009

XD

I always amazed...

Expecially when Sister Payne, Sister Rachy, and Grandpa Brandan are involved.... Something interesting is always going to happen.

You are too funny.

00:31 Mar 21 2009
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"Welcome to this extraordinary exhibition of geriatric proportions!"

COMMENTS

KamarillaKaine
00:47 Mar 21 2009

*shifty eyes*

should i be skurred ?!?

13:24 Mar 20 2009
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"Well that idea got shot down faster than JFK!"

Sorry, I couldn't resist :D hehe

COMMENTS

KamarillaKaine
13:37 Mar 20 2009

0.o

Stikki
13:46 Mar 20 2009

hahaha...take it easy there lemon squeezy :)

ThothLestat
14:10 Mar 20 2009

...back, and to the left...

...back, and to the left...

MBK
21:17 Mar 20 2009

That was low.

Like Lincoln's chance of survival after being shot.

NocturnalMistress
18:13 Mar 30 2009

=O

hahahaha

and MBK's comment =O

hahahaha

double wammy....

I think I laughed harder at this than I should have...

o.0

20:18 Mar 19 2009
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It started with Stikki's journal and ended with mine. Thanks KK!

You gotta love that ;)

COMMENTS

Stikki
20:22 Mar 19 2009

ya have to love KK...she takes one thing and then throws it in a pot, adds her own special sauce and BAM...it spreads like wildfire.

Ya know...after making that statement, I'm not sure if I am hungry or have an std :/

dabbler
20:35 Mar 19 2009

I got a charly horse laugh at that!

Oceanne
21:16 Mar 19 2009

Haha thats killer!

Sinora
22:09 Mar 19 2009

She is ebil she done killed da horse lol

BLOODLIFE
22:20 Mar 19 2009

WOOOO HOOOOO

Ride em cowboy ..

LadyxDarkxRayne
22:58 Mar 19 2009

0.0 Okies I have ridden many horses in my days , but that there is one way I have not ... hehe

*innocent until proven guilty*

KamarillaKaine
00:00 Mar 20 2009

i wanna make it PErFECTLY clear... lol that i did NOT give Stikki an STD lmfao ....

i did however... see him looking at that horse !!

LOL!

*shifty eyes* now i wanna shower - -

you are very welcome X :)

NocturnalMistress
18:16 Mar 30 2009

xD

Where on Earth do they ride them like that???

That horse seems to be enjoying himself more than she is though.... or I take that back she seems to be enjoying it more....

*shivers and cringes*

lol

13:36 Mar 18 2009
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(Read this)

Hot damn, you are gorgeous! Yes, you. Look don't doubt me I know what I am talking about alright. If you're reading this then you ARE among one of the most beautiful people on Earth :]

Ok, I'm done with that now :P

I'll be going through my journal later and erasing a lot of entries, primarily one's that haven't been commented on. I'd like to ask y'all to go through my journal and comment on which ever entries you'd like me to keep (just comment on the entry itself not "keep this") and if there are any entries you think I should get rid of tell me via a comment (i.g get rid of this). I have over 500 entries and they can't all be worth saving lol

Also, if you haven't already, please add my journal to your Fav. Journals list, and add it to each profile you may have. *Pwweessee with big hugs*

COMMENTS

MBK
13:51 Mar 18 2009

Subtle journal whoring. :P

BLOODLIFE
13:53 Mar 18 2009

omfg .. that is soooooooooo unfair. No entries should be deleted and furthermore ...... you are so gonna get a PM bitch... lol

Oceanne
13:56 Mar 18 2009

Delete your entries????? I dont THINK so!! Keep ALL of them,thats my vote.

atyourwindow
14:14 Mar 18 2009

i agree with mbk , but i couldnt think of a better journal whore to add to my favs than you xzavier hehe...

Sinora
15:29 Mar 18 2009

Ha you ole sweet talker you lmao...keep em all.

morbidcuriousity
17:17 Mar 18 2009

I think you should keep them all.

LadyxDarkxRayne
20:17 Mar 18 2009

*looks around * hmm...Thanks for the talks always darlin it is always much appreciated, its always good to have someone that truely understands hugs and kisses

Oceanne
16:27 Mar 20 2009

Oh he just wants to see us beg.

Im onto Zav.;)

Xzavier
17:02 Mar 20 2009

lol Silly girl :P I've already deleted several entries. It's just that I've made quite a few the past two days as well.

Oceanne
01:08 Mar 21 2009

Oh! Make us beg AND keeping us distracted..mmhmm

LadyxDarkxRayne
22:34 Mar 21 2009

Yes my fav Mermaid, swat him once with your tail lol He does like to see us beg lol

07:00 Mar 18 2009
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This is a dirty joke :) I heard it a few years ago and I forgot the exact details so I put in a few of my own. I'm sure there are several variations on it because it's really good hehe

Xzavier's Nickel Sally

~~So theres this guy who's about to get married in a week and he wants spend his last nights as a free man having all the sex he can. He goes to the red light district and walks in brothel after brothel but they are all either busy or cost to much for him. Finally he goes in one and sees all the girls lined up, one after another all to expensive, until he gets to the last one. He asks for her and they say "Oh alright, Nickel Sally for you huh?" "He says "yeah but why do they call her Nickel Sally?" the brothel Madam says "Oh you'll find out"

He follows Nickel Sally into her room and pays her $5 (nickel, 5, you get it) they have sex and it's not the best but it's not horrible. The worst thing was that she was really dry and rough inside. So he gets up and tells her "Not bad but your pussy was really rough, guess I know why they call you Nickel Sally", she replies, "No hun thats not why, I tell you what, come back tomorrow and I'll show you why I'm called Nickel Sally, if you don't like it you wont have to pay" he says alright and the next day goes back to her. They have sex and it's the juiciest, wettest best sex he's ever had. He tells her "Damn that was amazing, worth a lot more than $5, what did you do different?" Nickel Sally replied "Oh nothing, I just peeled off all the scabs."~~

Are you gay yet? haha

If'n you like it feel free to put "Xzavier's Nickel Sally" in your journal, profile and where ever else you can think of. I can only think how bad a Nickel Steven would be ;) lmao

Oh, don't forget to comment!

COMMENTS

MBK
07:02 Mar 18 2009

It's friggen hilarious =P But still disturbs the hell out of me lol

KamarillaKaine
07:29 Mar 18 2009

roflmao !

*gag*

lol

im with MBK on this one .. hilarious ... but eww!!!

lmao

DarkWolfman
08:19 Mar 18 2009

Ummm uhhhh ummmm wow.....ummmm yeah.

LadyxDarkxRayne
08:27 Mar 18 2009

*looks at ya * just ewwwww

BLOODLIFE
09:35 Mar 18 2009

I'm not putting that anywhere ... it would only spread the virus!! lol

NightBlossom
13:53 Mar 18 2009

You know that look you get when you find out that your mom gave your dad a blow job then kissed you goodnight without brushing her teeth...yeah.

morbidcuriousity
17:21 Mar 18 2009

Oh Wow. You are right about that disturbingly funny.

imagesinwords
20:23 Mar 18 2009

omg... If I were a man I would now consider myself asexual, not puttin' my weiner anywhere.

Stikki
01:14 Mar 19 2009

OMG I hope I can quit laughing while I'm puking...or vice versa!! LMAOHORKLMAO

Oceanne
21:17 Mar 19 2009

Oh HELL no. OO

xxEmaeraldxx
22:12 Mar 19 2009

Oh my! teehee *gag* !!

wolfysnightmare
19:56 Mar 20 2009

Disturbing, but hilarious. I have heard this before except i heard it called "sandpaper sally"

NocturnalMistress
18:23 Mar 30 2009

*cringes*

peels off the scabs making it wet and juicy?

*gag*

oh my...

that was funny... but I am thoroughly disturbed..

eccckkkk

I think that's gonna bother me for more than a little while heheh

thanks :)

15:53 Mar 17 2009
Times Read: 1,221

From MBK's journal:

"Crazy Southerners; thinking pop is called soda."

My reply:

~Excuse the hell out of you!?!?!? First of all it's "coke" actually and secondly pop? I mean really, you yanks need some professional help.

Heck, it did take y'all FOUR YEARS to defeat an army less than HALF your size and we still killed like 45% more of ya *big grin*

"I wish I was in the land of cotton...."~

Ah, life is grand :)

COMMENTS

MysticalChild
15:59 Mar 17 2009

your response cracked me up

thanks for the laugh ;]

NightBlossom
16:06 Mar 17 2009

Actually I'm from Wisconsin and we call it soda. I lived in Georgia for a year and they called it pop or coke. I'm in West Virginia right now and people look at me funny when I say soda because they've never heard it called anything but pop.

In fact, here's a pretty basic breakdown of what its called and where...

And here's the link to the story behind the map...Clicky!!

From where I've lived to the places I've visited and driven through, its' pretty accurate.

MysticalChild
16:26 Mar 17 2009

hahaha how cool they actually have a chart for that!

seems pretty accurate to what i've experienced too

MBK
16:52 Mar 17 2009

Pssh. Let's just start calling it Fizzy Drink.

KamarillaKaine
17:21 Mar 17 2009

*standing ovation*

WELL said X !! lololol

DarkWolfman
17:59 Mar 17 2009

WE call it Pop here in West Virginia and parts of NC call it Drink.Chicago they call it cola,at least when I lived there.

Stikki
18:38 Mar 17 2009

whut kinda coke you want?

Eringe.

Ok...you wanna sunkist eringe or one uh them fanta eringes?

Just gimme a coke.

Whut kind?

Oceanne
21:02 Mar 17 2009

Coke here!

moonkissed
04:43 Mar 20 2009

you are absolutely right Doc. everything that is carbonated and not alchoholic is coke here.

i wish some people would get it right.

also Crisco is lard. call it margarine if you like or spread it's BUTTER! lol

wolfysnightmare
20:00 Mar 20 2009

good 1...... living up in ohio for 2.5 years, hearing pop confused me immensely. i got laughed down everytime i would call it coke. i told them that to me saying "pop" (atrocious word, yuck) was my cue to slap them in the head.... yes, lame, but ah well :P

05:56 Mar 17 2009
Times Read: 1,232

Ok, I get that it's not nice when it takes me a day or two before I can reply to your message(s)

But, don't always jump to the negative, if I don't like you I'll tell you, k?

Now, what I don't understand is why so many people on here read my profile and then send me a message thats like 2 pages long only to have me write a reply thats equally as long and then never reply back. Heck I'd be happy to just get a "thank you." If you don't want to have a conversation with me don't send me a message asking for answers to the questions of the universe.

It may take me a while to reply but at least I do. It's more rude to NOT reply back than it is for me to send you a day late message. People get ticked off when I don't reply to their "hi" immediately imagine how I feel to take an hour of my time to give you a detailed and thought out reply just so you can ignore it.

Thats been on my mind lately and after having it happen twice this month so far I felt the need to say something about it.

COMMENTS

wolfysnightmare
20:04 Mar 20 2009

Aahh no wonder i never hear from you! *smacks head* Well duh now i understand why! Just kidding :D

NocturnalMistress
18:27 Mar 30 2009

I know the feeling...

:(

03:16 Mar 17 2009
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Just in case selective blocks my comment which it probably will, here be the comment I left it:

"Wow your dumb, thats awesome! Stop whining as if you had two neurons to even rub together. It seems like you've done some reading about the site (even though none of it stuck) but perhaps you missed the part where it say it's Cancer's property. This place is his, it's set up how he wants it, we're here to play in his playground. Get over yourself, better yet eliminate yourself VR style :D"

I tried to be witty, not sure I succeeded, still kinda cute though?

I wonder if Cancer would be mad if I set up 1-800-VR-DEATH

COMMENTS

DarkWolfman
03:21 Mar 17 2009

They have to get a dictionary to understand what a neuron is.

Oceanne
03:49 Mar 17 2009

Me thinks its gone now..good riddance

moonkissed
04:55 Mar 20 2009

ok i feel a need to jump on the band wagon here. coincidentally this guy has been in almost every journal that i find notable (some of them are utter crap) after i read the email that just popped up i am checking this guy out!

11:13 Mar 15 2009
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Took the Acolyte test (again) and failed but at least this time I made my highest score yet. *sighs*

Of course I blame it all on Cancer, he should know that I know everything even if I answer something wrong. I mean come on, me fail because I didn't know something? Please! lmao

COMMENTS

Sinora
18:04 Mar 15 2009

*Giggles*...did they not have any sciencey questions on there hon ? x